When I was 1 month old my mom dropped me off at this house that had a big, flickering sign. She told me the sign said, “Free food and lodging.” I went under the house like she told me to. When I got hungry, I shouted really loud. It took a pretty long time, but the people started leaving food for me.
One of them would sit near me while I ate, and then she brought a feathery thing on a stick that I could play with. I really liked the brown skirt with the sequins. I finally let her touch me because I like that skirt.
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I also wrote a book. You will want to read it. I think it will make you laugh.